So, thanks to author @SteveNiles, I've just heard about this event, "Run For Your Lives", a "zombie infested 5K obstacle course race." This is...utter brilliance. It's taking place in several states (including mine!!) From their website:
Escape from the running dead.
Protect your brain and run for your life. This is one race where your legs giving out are the least of your problems. Run For Your Lives is a first-of-its-kind event, one part 5K, one part obstacle course, one part escaping the clutches of zombies — and all parts awesome.
Runners will navigate a series of 12 obstacles throughout a 5K course in an attempt to reach the finish line — all while avoiding zombies. At the end of this adventure race, you get to celebrate survival (or zombie transformation) with live entertainment and music, local celebrities, vendors, food, and of course, beer!
Pretty cool, right? Of course, all of this assumes that you can just run...resisting the urge to fight back! I mean, there *is* that whole adrenaline thing. :) Now, here's one of their videos for you to enjoy: